Meet Marcelin Gargan, the leader of the Gargan families that decided to stay in Any How Town despite the fact that we were at war with their country. Of course we did the sensible humane thing and locked them up in a camp until the war was over, then we let them out, well, the one's who survived were let out. We think the Gargan's should thank us for what we did for them. Instead we believe they are stealing all the bicycles in Any How Town.
The Gargans as a race suffer from a genetic pigmentation problem, the older they get the more blotchy and chalky they become, most Gargans as a point of pride do not hide this defect, some conceal themselves with make up, this was a good idea during the Last Good War, unless you were suspected of spying.
Street slang for the Gargan Army was, "the G Suits" given the black ties that all members of the Army wore as part of their uniform. These ties were kept as trophies after a kill.
As reported by Officer Blackfish
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