Showing posts with label Inspirational Quotes. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Inspirational Quotes. Show all posts

Saturday, January 31, 2009

Trouble.


Ah, Quatro Aucassin , the only member of the large Aucassin Clan who bothered to learn English. The Aucassin's are remarkable and fearless fishermen who have a camp on the outskirts of town by Hobson Bayside and are said to have dove deep down into the Shrubanks Shelf to recover treasure. Most people say that they're just a load of poaters (scavengers) but I think they're an honourable enough bunch. Even Quatro says there's no hard feelings for the scar that Denny gave him.
as relayed by Deputy Blackfish
No one is more famous than the Gomez, if you've spent a night in jail here you've spent it with him. Lance Head military prison won't take him, no jail in the Mallory States will have him, so he gets his own cell down town. All he does is read and lift weights and eat stew, he's become such a celebrity that he's more like a psychiatrist offering all kinds of wisdom that he's picked up from his books. Just don't get too close, he's killed 200 people that we know of, but he has 253 tears tattooed on his body.
from the files of Sheriff Verse Doane

Saturday, January 24, 2009

Inspirational Quotes from the folks of Any How Town

This is Well Known Healey or as we all call'er "The Gin Witch". She's as unapologetic as the rest of us when it comes to her drinking, but we always seem to end up apologizing for her. Wellknown flew freight for awhile during the Last Good War, she kept claiming she was getting shot down, but we all know that she just kept crashing them cargo planes into the Ocean and probably trading the loot to the Aucassin's or the Lampo's or any of the other "Families" around Any How Town.
As reported by McGiveny Brigg.